You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.

I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.