Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I don't like to meet the actor and have a lot of conferences and talk about their sub-life and their off-screen life and their back stories and all that nonsense, because it never means anything.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.