Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.