I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.