You make films whether they're dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people. Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn't interesting.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.