I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.