I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.