Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

[Stanley] Kubrick was a great artist and a perfectionist. He always wanted the exact right thing. He did a million takes. Everything had to be perfect. I'm an imperfectionist. I don't really care that much about the work. I write quickly. I'm careless. I shoot carelessly.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.