When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.
I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.