Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out