The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.