I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing; I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.