I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.