I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.