In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.