I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.