I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her... I think, 'God, that can't be me' because I'm just too old for that part. You need a 30-year-old or a 35-year-old for that part. And so I've given myself less and less roles.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.