A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.