A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.