I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.
Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody AllenYou always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
Woody AllenFor God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
Woody Allen