I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
Woody AllenBy now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.
Woody AllenSome men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.
Woody AllenThe whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.
Woody AllenI have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.
Woody Allen