Why ruin a good story with the truth?
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I foresee death by culture shock.