I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.

Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one

I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.