I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

I'm awash in self-contempt!