Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me; the weather's very good there and the conditions for shooting and the financial conditions, the artistic conditions are good, so it's a pleasant place to shoot.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.