Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.