Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.

All i have in my life is my imagination

I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.