I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.