I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.

Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.