To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Woody AllenI am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law
Woody AllenAnd my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Woody Allen