Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I read in self-defense.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.