I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

I have a number of symptoms that are neurotic and are constricting in the sense that if I had a brilliant idea for a film that had to be shot in Tulsa, OK I would tear it up and throw it away. Anything outside of New York, 'cause I can't exist in a hotel outside of my own home, I have to be in my own home and my own environment. This is a neurotic symptom that is constricting to my work even.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?