To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.