None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.