God is either cruel or incompetent.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.