I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.