For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.