I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.