This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.