This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­