This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

All i have in my life is my imagination

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.