I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.