I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.