Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in this horrible world and for an hour and a half you duck into a dark room and it's air-conditioned and the sun is not blinding you and you leave the terror of the universe behind and you are completely transported into an escapist situation. The women are beautiful, the men are witty and heroic, nobody has terrible problems and this is a delightful escapist thing, and you leave the theater refreshed.