Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I read in self-defense.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.