Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

I do feel it's important to have some kind of faith in something, but [it is] impossible for many of us. I personally don't have any faith in anything, but it's great if you can.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.