Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.
In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.
I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.