If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.