There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.