I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.