All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.

I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.