All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.