I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.