Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody AllenHow does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
Woody AllenSex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody AllenI've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.
Woody AllenI love baseball. You know, it doesnโt have to mean anything. Itโs just very beautiful to watch.
Woody AllenYou can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.
Woody Allen