Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.