Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law

Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.

I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Subjectivity is objective.

What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So it's the same surprise to you when it emerges as it is to the audience when the comic says it. I don't think of the joke and then say it. I say it and then realize what I've said. And I laugh at it, because I'm hearing it for the first time myself.