Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.
Woody AllenIf I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.
Woody AllenI'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.
Woody AllenA wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Woody Allen