Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?