Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.