Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.