Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man's plight in this mysterious universe.

The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.