Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?