Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.