Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.

I foresee death by culture shock.

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.