Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.