You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
I am two with nature.
I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.
In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.