If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

When you make the film, there's a big difference between when you're in your own home at the typewriter, and when you're standing on a mountain, or on a street corner, and buses are coming by-it's a different reality. You make a million changes that were never in the script, but that reality dictates.

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!