You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.