I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

God, you Jews are truly exotic." Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.