You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.