You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.