I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way.
Woody AllenNo, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
Woody AllenI have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.
Woody AllenYou know what my philosophy of life is? That itโs important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.
Woody AllenI should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
Woody AllenTo love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Woody Allen