Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody AllenWhy does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody AllenIf I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.
Woody AllenYou can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.
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