If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.