The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.