I am two with nature.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.