I am two with nature.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.