I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.